ants: epilogue
(or, Ode to Raid (OR))
Originally this idea amused me, but then after a while I just found it disconcerting. Now I think it could potentially just be sad.
Or, if I were in the inspirational calendar publishing business, I’d have a caption under it that said, “The truest beauty cannot see the beauty in itself, only in others.” Then it would be on sale on Border’s racks outside during the winter season and no one would even see it because the people ringing the bells for charity would stand in front of it.
ants
the horrible tragedy of dandelions
time waits for no one part 2
time waits for no one
No way to know it isn’t true!
venn’s diagram
dedicated to Richard Anderson, who would know.
Public Service Announcement:
Do we make trees and houses celebrate Christmas against their will?! How would we know?!
good advice
exclamation point
dedicated to my new and longtime friend, the (obviously) primordian (pimelabrian? pretertorian?) Jesse Sielaff, for being my new agent AND making this cartoon Professional. Give it the old pepper! No wait — That’s the old pepper!
people don’t realize this, but the peanut butter jelly banana suffered from clinical depression.
goat transformation
would that it were a dream!
alien rams
time to go
